
| Population | 2.286 billion |
| Capital | The Community Hub of the Hexaverbalists |
| Leader | The Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief |
| Faith | Speaking only in six word sentences |
| Currency | pieces of three sets of two |
| Animal | odd octopus with two missing tentacles |
The Use of Only Six Words is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.286 billion individuals who speaks in six words are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Community Hub of the Hexaverbalists. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.
The frighteningly efficient using only six words to communicate economy, worth 282 trillion pieceses of three sets of two a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,674 pieceses of three sets of two, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief's speeches are regarded as enemies of Only Six Words, the Only Six Words Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Only Six Words's national animal is the odd octopus with two missing tentacles, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Speaking only in six word sentences.
Only Six Words is ranked 104,614th in the world and 5th in Paradystopi Affiliated States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,791.29 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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